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I'm crying. This is a true tragedy, and the contrast with the uplifting themes of the first film is beautiful. I sacrificed my firstborne son to watch this movie. It was most certainly worth it. Rather than many sequels who destroy their previous film, "Big Bert 2: Your in Prison, Big Bert" greatly elevated and complements the first film. Additionally, the quality puts the MCU and Monsterverse to shame. The wonderful CGI on Small Sam made him look so real, like I imagined that he was in my own room! The voice acting is by far the best that I have seen during my time on Earth, and combined with the remarkably low budget of 62 million dollars, shows what an amazing director can do with any amount of resources. Furthermore, the plot makes the Godfather look like the music video for the song "Blue" by Eiffel 65 (generic story, bad animation). This movie has changed the course of my life forever. My original plan was to become an astronaut (so I can save the Earth from it's impending doom of being destroy an asteroid), but now I want to become a prison guard, judge, and criminal so I can inspire many children (ages 0-7) to follow in my footsteps. Thank you, AWSS.

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